Old Guys Rule OGR
Im Not Retired T-Shirt
Im Not Retired T-Shirt
Soft breathable cotton comfort
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The I’m Not Retired T-Shirt by Old Guys Rule is a hilarious gift for the retired but not-quite-retired man in your life. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for all-day comfort. If you're hunting for the perfect retirement gift, this is it!
Features
Features
Short Sleeve
Officially licensed
Printed in Australia
Tube construction, no side seams
100% Cotton
Available in Size M to 5XL
Pre shrunk and ready to wear
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Free Standard Shipping over $100
$9.95 Standard Shipping (2-8 days)
$15 Express Shipping (1-4 days)
All standard orders are dispatched from McLaren Vale, South Australia, within 1-2 business days.
30 Day Easy Returns and Exchanges

Size & Fit Guide: Old Guys Rule
✔ True to size — comfortable, relaxed fit
Relaxed tee fit designed for easy everyday wear over a singlet or on its own. Most customers choose their usual size.
Quick Size Guide
Use your chest measurement to find the best size.
| Size | Fits Chest (cm) |
|---|---|
| M | 102 |
| L | 112 |
| XL | 122 |
| 2XL | 132 |
| 3XL | 142 |
| 4XL | 152 |
| 5XL | 162 |
Need a more accurate fit?
Compare the garment measurements below to a t-shirt you already own and like the fit of.
| Size | Half Chest (cm) | Length (cm) |
|---|---|---|
| M | 51 | 74 |
| L | 56 | 76 |
| XL | 61 | 79 |
| 2XL | 66 | 81 |
| 3XL | 71 | 84 |
| 4XL | 76 | 86 |
| 5XL | 81 | 89 |
How to Measure:
Lay a t-shirt flat and measure from armpit to armpit.
Compare this measurement to the Half Chest measurement above.
If you're between sizes, most customers choose the larger size for a more relaxed fit.
I buy these tees for my husband and dad. They love the Old Guy Rules slogans, and the quality is fabulous too.. We keep coming back!
Such a funny saying and perfect for my family member's retirement
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