Old Guys Rule OGR
Im Not Retired T-Shirt
Im Not Retired T-Shirt
Soft breathable cotton comfort
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The I’m Not Retired T-Shirt by Old Guys Rule is a hilarious gift for the retired but not-quite-retired man in your life. Made from 100% cotton, it’s soft, breathable, and built for all-day comfort. If you're hunting for the perfect retirement gift, this is it!
Features
Features
Short Sleeve
Officially licensed
Printed in Australia
Tube construction, no side seams
100% Cotton
Available in Size M to 5XL
Pre shrunk and ready to wear
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Free Standard Shipping over $100
$9.95 Standard Shipping (2-8 days)
$15 Express Shipping (1-4 days)
All standard orders are dispatched from McLaren Vale, South Australia, within 1-2 business days.
30 Day Easy Returns and Exchanges

Size & Fit Guide: Old Guys Rule
✔ True to size — comfortable relaxed fit
Relaxed tee fit designed for easy everyday wear over a singlet or on its own.
Measurement guide (all measurements in cm)
| Size | Shoulder | Half Chest | Sleeve | Length |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| M | 48 | 51 | 18 | 74 |
| L | 53 | 56 | 19 | 76 |
| XL | 58 | 61 | 20 | 79 |
| 2XL | 63 | 66 | 21 | 81 |
| 3XL | 68 | 71 | 22 | 84 |
| 4XL | 73 | 76 | 23 | 86 |
| 5XL | 78 | 81 | 24 | 89 |
How to measure
Lay a t-shirt you already own flat and measure across the chest from armpit to armpit to compare with the half chest measurement above.
Measure across the shoulders seam to seam, then from shoulder seam to sleeve edge for sleeve length.
Measure from the top of the shoulder down to the hem for overall length.
These measurements reflect garment measurements taken with the t-shirt lying flat.
If you're between sizes, most customers choose their regular size.
I buy these tees for my husband and dad. They love the Old Guy Rules slogans, and the quality is fabulous too.. We keep coming back!
Such a funny saying and perfect for my family member's retirement
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